Team Yahweh

I think it is best to always refer to the god depicted in the Bible as Yahweh.  I do this on every possible occasion because this character is such an abhorrent monster he thinks that murdering babies will make you happy (Psalms 137:9).  Christians purposefully try to ignore Yahweh and pretend he doesn't exist and there is good reason for that which I try to capitalize on.

Thus, my new label for anyone who promotes the bible in anyway is Team Yahweh.  For example people from Team Yahweh will say that Psalm 137:9 is just a song, but they forget, it is a song approved for anyone on Team Yahweh to sing.  People from Team Yahweh will say Psalm 137:9 is talking about a time of war, but even in a time of war murdering babies with your hands does not make you happy.  Psalm 137 is a song about the Jews defeating Babylon, and part of the joy in the song is killing the infants of Babylon.

In short, Team Yahweh is brainwashed to think it is fun to murder babies for Yahweh, like when Yahweh hardened Pharaoh's heart so he could murder Egyptian babies - having no other reason to harden Pharaoh's heart.  And Yahweh murders every baby on the planet in the flood, but Team Yahweh says that was glorious and they market this massacre with children's toys.

It goes on and on and on and on.